Fun Things to Try in Life

Ø We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

Ø No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

Ø We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Ø Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Ø Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

Ø We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

Ø Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.

Ø If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

Ø We never shave our legs. Get over it.

Ø NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.

Ø Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if YOU don’t.

Ø When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.

Ø We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

Ø What does PMS stand for?

Ø We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

Ø Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong”.

Ø You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.

Ø We like to know that you love us. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

Ø Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, because you might just get what you wish for.

Ø Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”.

Ø Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

Ø Pamela Anderson’s breasts aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.

Ø PMS is not an excuse.

Ø Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.

Ø And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.